6.09.2006

A Cyclist's Second Day of Commuting Haiku, or My Kingdom For Some Junk In My Trunk!

woe is my poor ass
bony, unpadded white boy
no thanks, i'll just stand

7 Comments:

At 8:21 AM, Blogger Butternugget said...

You could stuff a pillow down your pants for extra padding. Just make sure you remember to put the pillow in the back of your pants.

 
At 8:44 AM, Blogger evandebacle said...

So, "no" on the implants?

 
At 9:12 AM, Anonymous Shannon said...

Not to be a normally nasty negative nay-bob of nihilism, but the 14 mph winds gusting to 20+ from the NE will make Evandebacle's (and my) commute home a real joy!

Tip for Evandabacle: most women will not take kindly to pick-up lines of "I rode my bike to work and my ass is sore! Can you massage it for me?"

 
At 9:37 AM, Blogger evandebacle said...

Can Jojo confirm that you don't complain about ass pain?

 
At 9:50 AM, Anonymous Shannon said...

Hey, I said "most women" - Jo isn't most women...

Too, I wear padded biker shorts, which helps.

 
At 9:52 AM, Blogger evandebacle said...

"Hey, I said "most women" - Jo isn't most women..."

Excellent answer.

 
At 1:44 PM, Blogger Butternugget said...

At the risk of imagining Shannon with a padded JLo ass, I must ask..."padded biker shorts"? Really?

 

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